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What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

13.06.2025 04:25

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

True - how I loved my mum!

Do you know what she said mum?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

What is a fun psychological trick to try on someone?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Why is there so much free porn on the internet?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

What do you mean son?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Why don’t people want the American Dream anymore - marriage, kids, a dog, and the white picket fence?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

What! how could you do that?

Why am I single?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?